Listmania 2024

The year that was, summarized in silly and occasionally insightful short-form lists.

In 2017, The FADER published the final installment in our long-running Listmania series, a collection of goofy and insightful lists celebrating and summarizing the year that was. Seven years later, not much of note has changed in the music industry or, indeed, the world at large, so we figured what the hell, let’s bring it back. If music and culture in 2024 was one big hazy blur for you, read on for everything worth remembering about the past 365-ish days.

4 reasons you should not get in Bossman Dlow’s car

“I’m drivin’ the Bentley Bentayga like I don’t love my life (Skrrt)” – “Get In With Me”

“I’m in a foreign truck getting beat up by these Perkies (Perkies)” – “Pressure”

“Speed limit say sixty-five, but I’m doin’ a hundred, nigga (Vroom)” – “Boss Talk”

“I’m in the Dodge Charger tryna dodge a case, nigga (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)” – “Mike Smiff”

8 Dj ess remixes most likely to fuck up your subwoofer

Laila!, “Not My Problem flip”
Luh Tyler, “Change My Wayz Mixxx”
Yung Miami, “fake ass hoez yung miami flipp sped up”
Eminem, Babytron, and Big Sean, “Tobey Flipp”
Wizz Havinn, “New Wave Mixx”
Bossman Dlow, “Bossmandlo Xxl Freestyle mixx”
Sexyy Red, “Get It Sexyy Hard Mixx 170”
Rio Da Young OG, “rio free flip”

The Notes app celebrity statements that made us sit our asses down and listen

Dave Grohl announcing to the world that he was fathering a child outside his marriage for absolutely no reason
Grimes apologizing for not knowing how to be a DJ at Coachella
Whatever happened with Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules

Words that were in

Yapping
Brat
Two dumb bitches telling each other “exactly”
Brain rot

Words that should be out

Demure/mindful
______-maxxing
Brat
______-ification
Delulu
Vibe
Eras

The 6 best jerk songs of 2024

Polo Perks